Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Signs of the Comming Apocalypse

We have a Republican Senator Elect from Massachusetts. I repeat, a Republican from Massachusetts.

Everyone keep an eye out for plagues of locusts, fire from the sky, the sun turning black as a coalsack, and a guy riding a pale horse.

In other news, I think we should all congratulate Theodore "Ted" Kennedy on his accomplishment. After all, he just made, 90 days clean and sober.


Anonymous said...

Does rain in Arizona count as another sign of the upcoming apocolypse?

Mark Horning said...

No. Rain itself does not. On the other hand, four inches in 3 days might.