Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Signs of the Comming Apocalypse

We have a Republican Senator Elect from Massachusetts. I repeat, a Republican from Massachusetts.

Everyone keep an eye out for plagues of locusts, fire from the sky, the sun turning black as a coalsack, and a guy riding a pale horse.

In other news, I think we should all congratulate Theodore "Ted" Kennedy on his accomplishment. After all, he just made, 90 days clean and sober.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does rain in Arizona count as another sign of the upcoming apocolypse?

Mark Horning said...

No. Rain itself does not. On the other hand, four inches in 3 days might.